Jim KuenzerinGreener Pastures MagazineHow to Improve Your Chances at Finding Love with the BagpipesA classic instrument that’s good for more than just funerals and war·3 min read·Feb 14, 2023--3--3
Jim KuenzerYour Fire Evacuation Plan for Burning Man 2022The Burning Man Volunteer Fire Department has created this plan in the event of an accidental, unchoreographed, non-transcendant, “normal”…·3 min read·Aug 26, 2022--1--1
Jim KuenzerinSlackjawEnjoy A Successful Comedy Career By Bulldozing The Chumps In Your Improv TroupeDon’t let the dead weight of the rest of your improv troupe keep you from fame and fortune!·4 min read·Jan 16, 2022--3--3
Jim KuenzerinGreener Pastures MagazineWhen Can I, a Mere Multimillionaire, Travel to Space, Too?How can we make space travel available to everyone with millions and millions and dollars·3 min read·Jul 20, 2021----
Jim KuenzerYour Electoral College F.A.Q.Is the Electoral College an actual college? Not in the traditional sense with classes, dormitories, and beer-fueled rush weeks. In fact…·4 min read·Nov 2, 2020----
Jim KuenzerinSlackjawWe, The Gods Of Rock, Decree Thou Must Knock It OffBehold, Jim Kuenzer! Put down the Funyuns and juice box you stole from your second-grade daughter, and take heed!·4 min read·May 6, 2020--1--1
Jim KuenzerDeep in the Heart of This Mum, Y’allOfficials with the Colleyville Independent School District in Colleyville, Texas, have issued an Amber Alert for Madison Durban-Pfeiifer…·4 min read·Sep 10, 2019----
Jim KuenzerinSlackjawHow Do I Love You? Let Me, Ross Gillespie, Senior Marketing Analytics Specialist, Count the WaysAm I gaining traction with you, Donna? For you are gaining traction with me.·3 min read·Jul 17, 2019--2--2
Jim KuenzerCosplay Ideas for the 2020 Republican ConventionLindsey Graham: blue suit, crimson tie1 min read·Apr 23, 2019----
Jim KuenzerJared Kushner’s Notes from a Texas PrisonWelcome to “Many Eggs, One Basket,” where I post stories so topical I only send them to one high profile publication who rejects them well…3 min read·Aug 3, 2018----