How Do I Love You? Let Me, Ross Gillespie, Senior Marketing Analytics Specialist, Count the Ways

Jim Kuenzer
Slackjaw
Published in
3 min readJul 17, 2019

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Am I gaining traction with you, Donna? For you are gaining traction with me.

I’ll never forget that first memo you sent. You remember the memo, in re optimizing acquisition channels vis a vis a newly implemented acquisition matrix? The narrative of that memo, it took me completely offline, Donna…

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Jim Kuenzer
Slackjaw

Comedy writer. Master of the forced, awkward and unconvincing pratfall. Author of “Behold! We May Rock You!” available on Amazon. https://amzn.to/2FP6E8K