Your Fire Evacuation Plan for Burning Man 2022

Jim Kuenzer
3 min readAug 26, 2022

The Burning Man Volunteer Fire Department has created this plan in the event of an accidental, unchoreographed, non-transcendant, “normal” fire.

Do not run towards fire exits. Savor the moment. Walk, crawl, dance, this is your time on this planet. Make it uniquely yours.

Do not use the fire exit marked “Fire Escape from Society.” It’s not an actual fire escape, but an art installation piece by the Rebellenkind Art Collective. It does feature a nice use of negative space and symbolism. On second thought, use the “Fire Escape…

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Jim Kuenzer

Comedy writer. Master of the forced, awkward and unconvincing pratfall. Author of “Behold! We May Rock You!” available on Amazon. https://amzn.to/2FP6E8K