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How to Improve Your Chances at Finding Love with the Bagpipes

A classic instrument that’s good for more than just funerals and war

Feb 14, 2023

How to Improve Your Chances at Finding Love with the Bagpipes

Feb 14, 2023

Your Fire Evacuation Plan for Burning Man 2022

The Burning Man Volunteer Fire Department has created this plan in the event of an accidental, unchoreographed, non-transcendant, “normal”…

Aug 26, 2022

Aug 26, 2022

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Slackjaw

Enjoy A Successful Comedy Career By Bulldozing The Chumps In Your Improv Troupe

Don’t let the dead weight of the rest of your improv troupe keep you from fame and fortune!

Jan 16, 2022

Enjoy A Successful Comedy Career By Bulldozing The Chumps In Your Improv Troupe

Jan 16, 2022

Published in
Greener Pastures Magazine

When Can I, a Mere Multimillionaire, Travel to Space, Too?

How can we make space travel available to everyone with millions and millions and dollars

Jul 20, 2021

When Can I, a Mere Multimillionaire, Travel to Space, Too?

Jul 20, 2021

Your Electoral College F.A.Q.

Is the Electoral College an actual college? Not in the traditional sense with classes, dormitories, and beer-fueled rush weeks. In fact…

Nov 2, 2020

Your Electoral College F.A.Q.

Nov 2, 2020

Published in
Slackjaw

We, The Gods Of Rock, Decree Thou Must Knock It Off

Behold, Jim Kuenzer! Put down the Funyuns and juice box you stole from your second-grade daughter, and take heed!

May 6, 2020

We, The Gods Of Rock, Decree Thou Must Knock It Off

May 6, 2020

Deep in the Heart of This Mum, Y’all

Officials with the Colleyville Independent School District in Colleyville, Texas, have issued an Amber Alert for Madison Durban-Pfeiifer…

Sep 10, 2019

Deep in the Heart of This Mum, Y’all

Sep 10, 2019

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Slackjaw

How Do I Love You? Let Me, Ross Gillespie, Senior Marketing Analytics Specialist, Count the Ways

Am I gaining traction with you, Donna? For you are gaining traction with me.

Jul 17, 2019

How Do I Love You? Let Me, Ross Gillespie, Senior Marketing Analytics Specialist, Count the Ways

Jul 17, 2019

Cosplay Ideas for the 2020 Republican Convention

Lindsey Graham: blue suit, crimson tie

Apr 23, 2019

Cosplay Ideas for the 2020 Republican Convention

Apr 23, 2019

Jared Kushner’s Notes from a Texas Prison

Welcome to “Many Eggs, One Basket,” where I post stories so topical I only send them to one high profile publication who rejects them well…

Aug 3, 2018

Aug 3, 2018

Jim Kuenzer

Jim Kuenzer

Comedy writer. Master of the forced, awkward and unconvincing pratfall. Author of “Behold! We May Rock You!” available on Amazon. https://amzn.to/2FP6E8K

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